Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Damn Interesting: The Farewell Dossier

Great article at Damn Interesting about the intentional sabotage of a Soviet gas pipeline during the cold war.

'Rather than immediately arranging the deportation of the 200+ covert KGB agents named in the "Farewell" documents, CIA officials opted to ply their counter-intelligence trade. Perhaps the most useful data to fall out of Vetrov's leaked intelligence was a list of the technologies which Directorate T was seeking but had yet to acquire. Working in concert with the US Defense Department and the FBI, the CIA began to organize a large-scale conspiracy to plant deliberately defective information for the Line X operatives to stumble upon. Inaccurate-yet-convincing plans for stealth aircraft, space shuttles, machine parts, and chemicals were peppered throughout US industry. Over the following months the polluted intelligence found its way into Soviet manufacturing and military, causing inexplicable problems in tractor manufacturing, chemical production, and aircraft research among other things.'

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Funny Stuff Said in Court

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Funny Newspaper Clips

My favorite:

"Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister!"

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Diggnation

Everyone please watch Diggnation, it will make you laugh.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Twirl a Squirrel

The tree rat's weight activates the motor, birds chow down harmlessly.


Friday, March 09, 2007

Homer Loves Him Some Guns

It seems that Homer Simpson(tm) is really pumped about Washington DC's gun ban repeal.

Or at least Google News thinks so... Original news article is here.